Today, I threw myself out of our home and into town, while my mother walked there like a sane person. Then we got a bus to Prospect Park; while on the bus nothing of interest happened, but I think I saw a cute dog at some point.
When the bus finally stopped, I became a human catapult and shot myself into the park, after that I found a platform with a holding bar on it and stupidly got on it and nearly threw up due to the fact that it spun around faster than a… really fast car I guess. When other humans showed up I found another kid (his name was Harry, I think) insert slide shenanigans here after that, we went back into town.
When the second bus threw me across town at high speed I got to a place near home, since we needed to do shopping there we decided to stop and get doughnuts at Greggs, which where the best doughnuts I have ever eaten in my entire life and I need to go back there to consume more of those doughnuts! Anyway, after that we walked into Wilko to buy something (I don’t know what at the time of writing, so don’t sue me please). After we bought the “thing” we went to Smaczek and got some food.
When our trip was finally over we went home and I wrote this thing.